We come to town in our tour bus
Expect the girls to make a fuss
More confident than we should be
Our lyrics are a tragedy

We're in a third rate ska band
We're coming to your town
We're in a third rate ska band
You're in a band? Big wow

Big supports and nothing more
A super duper UK tour
Our downfall is our trumpet sound
But we just wanna bounce around

We gotta shake it down
Break it down
Faking all the old school sounds
Shake it all day all through the night

We're in a third rate
Bottom of the pile
Half cut ska band

Well we don't know much about ska, man
But we're gonna break it down tonight